Am Not! Are Too! Am Not! Are Too!

22 Things You’re Doing Wrong

I have been set straight. Thank Saint Earl-of-Wich I lived long enough to see improvements on these essential quotidian tasks.

Other things I am doing wrong:

1. Putting on nylon stockings. My mother always put on a pair of white cotton gloves before slipping her foot into a stocking and shimmying it up her leg. I don’t have any white cotton gloves.

2. Um…gee….

That’s it. We must be perfect around here. Please don’t poke any holes in our delusion. ┬áThat would just be wrong.

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