She is the source of (nearly) all nourishment.
(My all-time favorite word? Iloveyoumom. Spoken at lightspeed.)
Okay, light. That you gotta get from King Sun. It takes two. Yes it dwo.
Today, tiny hail BBs dropping and ferocious skies overhead, were our little patch of earth to be any greener, it would vibrate.
Gentlemen, start your global positioning systems! Big Momma Earth makes one mother of a sandwich.
To make an Earth sandwich you must:
1. Put a piece of bread on the ground.
2. Have someone else put a piece of bread on the ground directly on the other side of the Earth from you.
3. Do this at the same exact time, so the Earth at that moment is “sandwiched” between two pieces of bread.
To inspire his audience, Ze composed a ballad, “If the Earth were a sandwich…”
It’s hummable. Beautiful even.
(What sort of a wich is a Krulwich? One too – one two – coldly beautiful to eat?)