We Have Winners!

katzpastrami

AT JEWISH DELIS, TIMES ARE AS LEAN AS GOOD CORNED BEEF

Dear Lucky Winners Betty and Aaron,

Your email addresses, Betty and Aaron, as indicated was drawn and

attached to Ref:Save the Deli (STD)/968/06 Batch: 409978E

Ticket Number:008795727498

Serial Numbers /BTD/908064830206 Lucky Pastrami

Properly ID’d ham and cheese eaters

Numbers fmDTY14-21-25- 40-47(20.

Amount won ?1,000,000.00 (One Million Great Britain Pounds of Corned Beef) Please Contact your events manager for fast spreading of the mustard and of your winnings with a copy of your international passport and birth certificate as well as the information bellow.

CLAIMS REQUIREMENTS

*Full Names:…………

*Next of kin

*Matzoh ball soup with or without dill……….

*Date of birth:…………….

*Sex:…………

*Address:… ……..

*Country:………..

*Occupation……

*Preferred pastrami condiment…..

*Fax:……. ………

*Telephone………….

*Ticket Numbers:……………

*Batch Numbers:…………

*Serial Numbers:…………

*Lucky Numbers:………….

Note:you are inform that the claim of your

winning should not exeed

more than one week or your sandwich will be quite moldy.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Finela Williams

Head Customer care Service

See you Wednesday!

With warm congratulations and sincere best wishes,

Your sandwich eating pal, Midnight Snack

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2 responses to “We Have Winners!

  1. is that the dill of the 70’s or the dill of the 80’s which i think was tarragon ?

  2. And I thought the dill of the 80’s was cilantro.

    FLANNNNELLLLLL!!!! Where have you been, man??????????

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