As proprietor of this joint it is within my purview to refuse entry to anyone using coarse language, but I’m feeling all welcoming and inclusive and, well, Christmasy.
There, I did it, posted something semi-tasteless and outside of the parameters of what I would consider professional. Forgive me. The SILF link is pretty good, actually. Let’s assume the creator is young, like twelve, and a precocious writer.
My two favorite new words, which I think could easily be used in a double entendre context connected to the acronym SILMLT are….embiggen and smallerize.
To embiggen this sandwich do as recommended by Libby of SILF, head on out to Fast Gourmet on Double U Street. Fast. You will not be smallerized by this Cuban, you will be biggerized.