Drew Magary Screws Your Head on Straight

Item #02-2719136 Chef’n Panini Spatula

Williams-Sonoma says: “Wide platform with a slot simplifies slicing then lifting even the largest sandwiches.”

Price: $19.95

Notes from Drew: ZOMG THIS SANDWICH IS SO LARGE! I can’t possibly lift it using only my hands or a common spatula. If only someone out there would invent a unique tool that would allow me to lift my panini and then transfer it to a plate. I’m not just gonna pick it up myself, like a DOG. There’s hot gruyere in that sandwich! It could burn.

By the way, you should know that any kitchen utensil designed specifically for one kind of food or meal is essentially useless: a panini spatula, a fondue pot, a steak tartare fork. Unless you plan on eating raclette four days a week, you don’t need any of that s**t.

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