It’s What’s For ‘Wiches

 
Calvin: Off to the starboard! A mushrooooom! WAAUGHH IT’S AN ATTACKING MUSHROOM! And graaaavyyyyy, slopping over the gunwales! AAAAAHHHH! STICKY! Sploop! Splop! YAHHHH! We’re going dowwwwwwn. The gravy seeps in on all sides. The mushrooms circle closer and closer, sensing distress in the waves above. Another gruesome kill.

These meat ads are getting to me.

Meat landscapes and horizons here and here and here.